1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line4:
I DONT GOT ANY AROND MEH

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
WALL

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
MUSIC VIDEOS OF AC/DC

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1:20


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:36

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
GOING TO SKOOL/COMING HOME

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
THAT LETTER FROM MAL I JUST CANT BELIEVE IT

9. What are you wearing?
MALCOLMS VEST A NIGHT SHIRT AND UNDIES

10. Did you dream last night?
yup I DREAMT I WAS MALCOLM AND KISSED WELL SOME1 I DIDNT WANT TO

11. When did you last laugh?
THIS MORNING WHEN I READ THIS LETTER FROM MALCOLM

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A PAINTING OF A SHIP ITS UGLY TOO

13. Seen anything weird lately?
A LETTER MALCOLM GAVE MEH

14. What do you think of this quiz?
ZZzzzz

15. What is the last film you saw?
CONCLES OF NARNIA

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
AC/DC

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
that i know AC/DC

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make it where ppl dont make fun of u

19. Do you like to dance?
yup

20. George Bush:
KILL HIM!!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
zedi

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
malcolm

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yeah

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
dont believe in em

25. 4 people who must also put this in their journal:
whoever